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Companion wanted! Safety not guaranteed!

Looking for a companion to go on adventures with.
Safety not guaranteed, bring your own weapon.
Must be proficient in the following:

*Humor
*Video games
*Board games
*The watching of the televisions
*Video games
*Able to have fun. (Preferably without being stoned and/or drunk. There are ways. I shall teach you.)

Any applicants that smoke need not apply.
I hope I'm not making delusional requests.
If I am, then you may proceed to slap me exactly five times. With each hand. In the face. Or not in the face! The choice is yours.

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Gaming Preferences

GenresFirst Person Shooter, MOBA (ex: League of Legends), Action/Adventure, Third Person Shooter, Strategy (ex: Tower Defense), MMORPG (ex: World of Warcraft), Survival Horror, Role Playing
Gaming systemsPC
Top 3 favorite gamesThe Witcher 3, Pillars of Eternity, Champions Online
Plays5+ Hours a day
Watch or stream onlineneither

Dancing Preferences

Started dancingI haven't started yet
Attends dance classes:No, I don't
Attends competitionsNo
Prizes and medals:No
Dancing frequencyAlmost never
Only dates dancersNo

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIcelandic
BuildA few extra pounds
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairFull beard
Body ArtVisible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessBelow average

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleCity Maintenance Crewman.

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Soaps, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsLucifer, Game of Thrones, The Santa Clarita Diet, Final Space, Enchantment, Happy, What we Do in the Shadows, The Gifted, The Orville, The Haunting of Hill House, Stranger Things, Elementary, Love Death+Robots, to name a few.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Favorite movies"Annihilation", "What Happened to Monday", "iBoy"
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsI couldn't say for sure, there are just so many
Reading selectionComic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Science fiction
Favorite books"The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss
"Lost Gods" by Brom
"We are Legion, we are Bob" by Dennis E. Taylor
"A Theft of Swords" by Michael J. Sullivan
"Red Rising" by Pierce Brown
"Dawn of Wonder" by Jonathan Renshaw
Idea of fun*A good old fashioned game of co-op. Has yet to be beat, hence at the top of my list.
*Going to the outside world! Doing normal, human things like...going to the trampoline park! Or to the archery range!
*Binge watching a TV show, surrounded by various delicacies, such as doritos. And dip.
*Horror movie night. Oh yes. In complete darkness.
*A good old night out, dancing. Maybe. If the music is right.
*Board games!
HobbiesTV, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Theater, Playing cards

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryHang gliding. Since forever.

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo find a great companion with whom to share precious moments together in our pursuit of happiness.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Wit
Look for in a partnerSomeone who is brave, but not foolish.
Someone not afraid to laugh at herself.
Someone who is as quick with a smile as she is with her wit!
Cunning!
Charming!

Or none of the above.
All I want in a partner is someone who will play games, watch TV and all that. With me, preferably. That would be nice.
On the first dateFirst, dinner. Then movie?
Or movie first..then dinner. And then paintball!
Or the archery range!
Or just..a stroll downtown. Who knows what will happen! I am already excited!